iguanamouth:

"youre kind of bad about responding to messages" no i am just bad at things in general

muchboys:

Heath Ledger

clintbarttons:

but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..


pascalispunk: Con Album Cover #GoT #sandiegocomiccon @sophie_789 @maisie_williams
full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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hokagee:

today i was yelling at my sister outside and a fucking cherry blossom petal landed in my mouth which shut me up and my sister said, “The anime gods have silenced you”